Monday, December 10, 2007
HAPPY!!!!
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
My Life
Thursday, November 8, 2007
The 'Croc' File
It’s was on the 6th of November, a very very special day!! It was around 12.30pm, 30 minutes more to lunch. Shafqaat asked for permission to go to the bathroom. Within 30 seconds of him walking out the door and walking down the stairs, he rushed back, banged open the door and burst out yelling:
THERE IS A FREAKING BIG CROCODILE ON THE STEPS!!
(he tried to emphasized the BIG part with his hands)
For around 10 seconds we sat staring at him blankly at this seemingly hysterical person. I actually thought that he was a rather good actor and did it just because it was my birthday. Then it hit us that he was probably referring to a monitor lizard. And he was.
Here the fun part began. Mr Suresh got up and rushed out with Brandon, Jessica, and Shaf. Me, Leila and Tania remained in the room, still bedazzled with what had happened. Brandon came running up, grabbing his camera. This time, the rest of us followed him out. Here is my account of the situation.
Brandon stood at the doorway, busily trying to get the correct angle to snap a nice photo.
‘Brandon!! Get out of the way!!!’
The lizard was trying to climb up the wall because Brandon was blocking his way out.
Brandon ran towards the stairways.
‘Ok, come on, go out……’
Brandon still hadn’t got a photo yet. Shaf took his camera and started taking pictures. The rest of us were amused.
Back to the classroom. All of us had lost our interest in the essay topics and were busily discussing about the event. Shaf came into the room.
Looking at Mr Suresh,
‘Aku sayang kamu’
Silence. I think all of our jaws dropped.
‘Malu-malu’
Jessica… ‘Oh, I wrote that on the board!!!’
Later I asked Shaf why he thought it was a croc. Apparently, he being a Bangla had never seen a monitor lizard before thus thought it was a croc. Quote from Shaf ‘I am sooo scared’….pathetic….
So this is my English Lit class, on my birthday….No wonder Mr Suresh thinks our maturity level is of a 10 year old….
Thursday, September 13, 2007
French Ball?!?!?!
1) Get a ball (obviously)
2) Everyone stand in a circle with legs spread out
3) Everyone bends down
4) Ball gets hit here and there on the ground
Objective: Prevent the all from going through your legs
Rules:
If the ball goes through once, you can only use 1 hand to defend your goal. If the ball goes through twice, you have to turn arond with your butt facing the circle. If the ball goes through trice, you use one hand again. If the ball goes through one more time, YOU'RE OUT!!
So why is the game called tomatoes when it have absolutely no connection to the plant/fruit? Well, I have absolutely no idea. But I just wanna add, that I am pretty good at it. So to any challenger for tomatoes, BRING IT ON!!
Monday, September 10, 2007
I hate accounting!!!
Monday, September 3, 2007
I'm leaving ...
juz drop by to say i cant be sure both of you can receive ur burfday prezzie on that day......hmmmm...sorry ah
Glad is oso leaving soon...one day before me....luck luck!!!!!
my feeling now......CONFUSED....i dunt wanna leave but miss my frenz there...haih...what should i do =(......anyway only 3 months nia......i think ican survive till then .....lol
i will updated my life in concord at my own blog...do support....
please visit http://veeveeheyitsmylife.blogspot.com.....for more update......
many thankx.....lol
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Onion ... onion ... onion ... T.T
mum is planning on making dumplings ... she said if wanna eat must contribute oso sooooo i promise her to help chop the onion...n is MINCED ONION!!!!!
to tell u all the truth tis is my first time slicing onions ... n the basic knowledge i still know...which is u will cry when chopping onions!!!! my little bro,Chris volunteered to help .... i guess he also felt toooo bored at home.....
First, not me but my little bro.....take the chopping board while i went to take 2 pairs of gloves for each of us.....hygiene mah...actually [ scared tat our hands stink] >< ...then is the knife.....
We started peeling the onions' skin first.....to be fair n just i peel 2 and Chris 2 also juz tat my one are smaller compared to his....anyway i guess my little Chris wont mind de .....lol
before starting ....we prepared our SECRET WEAPONS .....guess wat???? jiang jiang jiang jiang our SWIMMING GOOGLES!!!!! not bad leh the idea n tis sort of clever idea of coz is MINE!!!!!
But dunno wat the heck are we thinking at tat moment...we juz put our googles aside n stated chopping...not knowing tat onions are soooooo tearing.....ok....as u all know...of coz lah...after chopping the very first onion ,both of us started crying liao.....sooo we put on our googles hopimg it would ease a little...but its even worst....the googles stink like onions oso....no choice but to take it off lor....
Chris said we go wash our eyes under the running tape...haih at last my little bro co,e up wif a logic ideas......sooooo we wash n Chris said he wanna help me....soooo he used his hand which touch the ONION to help me rub my eyes....WTH...i should 10sss him a lot hoh.......sooo gotta go watch my eyes again....
then get back to our chopping onions mission......in the end we succeeded but u can all imagine how would my kitchen look like with minced onions all over the floor...gotta tidy before mum get to kno...we will be FIRED.....gotta say MISSION ACCOMPLISH!!!!! yay.....
heheheheeeeee tis my first cooking lesson....got to admit its FUN!!!!!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Welcome to Kolej Tekanan Jiwa
I tried volleyball last thursday and surprisingly,I am pretty good...hmmm..On monday, I went for basketball, well, it was fun but I ended up falling down and twisting my ankle. Now, my foot look like some purple swollen thingy...Good thing is, I get to miss the induction thingy!!yay!! Life here is sorta fun, teachers are nice and my course isn't exactly too hard save eng lit...But all in all, I am having fun...except for the twisted ankle of course..
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
I am a LIAR!!!! and a Good one too!!
Me :Hello
Teacher:This is Ash form teacher. Is Ash at home?
Me : Yes, wait while I call her.
(At this point, I am already panicking what to say)
*ran to Ash, asked what to do, she didn't know either...
*ran back to the phone
Me :(in a calm but almost laughing voice) Ash is having a fever and is sleeping at the moment....
Teacher: Is it because of the stress..
Me : I dont know...should be
Teacher:You being the sister don't know.....How come she wasn't like this in form 2?
Me : Because there wasn't much stress in form 2....
Teacher: Can she come tomorrow?
Me : (how the hell would I know if she is 'Well' to go tomorrow) Maybe
Teacher: Don't say maybe, say yes!!!
Me :.............ok............
Teacher:Bye
I burst into a hysterical laughter after that. An hour later, the phone rang again
Me :Hello
Teacher:This is Ash teacher again. Does Ash knows Joyce Lau's number?
Me : I go ask. (panicking again and thinks what to do)
*ran to Ash
Me : Your teacher wants Joyce number..
Ash: I can't give
Me: Then what am I suppose to say...
Ash: Make up something
Me:..............
Me : erm...Ash is still sleeping and I don't know where her mobile is..
Teacher : Is there no way to wake her?
Me : errrrr...No....She is kinda lazy at the moment ( I am pretty sure she knew I was lying at this moment)
Teacher : So do you know how to contact Joyce Lau? Because her mobile can't seem to work
Me : You can call RH Hotel and ask.....
Teacher: Ok. Bye
I lied twice for Ash!!! She owes me big!!!
Monday, July 30, 2007
A trip to the vet
Ain't Kobe just adorable!!!! He is sleeping when I took this photo..
Anyway, Kobe has developed some kind of skin disease and we have brought him to the vet a couple of times already. So finally, today, the vet decided Kobe needed a shave....and he gave Kobe a shave.....so, in the end, Kobe looked something like this
Well, just much much bigger and whiter.....
Lets all hope his fur grows back soon so he can stop looking like a naked, bald, rat thingy...
No matter how Kobe is, he is forever more photogenic than Duke...
Comparing this
Does Duke need a shave too?
Saturday, July 28, 2007
my day... ...
anyway,after tat went ngui kee...do window shopping wif mum......end out buying food only.....heheheheheeeee
then,we have lunch at sugarbun....together wif my little bro......everything is fine....we ate n chat.....u c i was soooo concentrated on my chicken wing n when i try to cut it wif my knife...the sliced lemon flung out of my plate to the other side of the table....it landed underneath it....phiewww luckily not on it...coz there people sitting at tat table.....all i can do is smile at them n bow down my head n continue eating...not even dare to have any eye contact with them until i manage to step outside.....mum n bro laugh at me...but nevermind i m used to be sooo clumsy...sudah biasa lah
then had dinner at Cafe-cafe,Dad asked all his workers to come....seem to me like a office party....ok lor.....everything when fine n allrite also.....then....the thing is u c,my little bro sat beside me...n u kno i used to tease him stupid as he really are sometimes.....i was busy eating n suddenly a saw a burning tissue flying towards me....all i can to is .....RUN RUN RUN.....
then,the tissue landed on the chair juz rite beside me...n the fire stop itself....lucky ah....
the incident will happen coz of my stupid bro...the only thing i could think at tis moment is why i got this kind of bro...i ask him wat he did...n he say he wanna do experiment...at first he burn the plastic straw in the candle lit...then he say nth happen...he say he wanna try to burn other things but find nth only a tissue left on the table....sooo u c he is still small wanna kno wat would happen if he burn the tissue.....curiousity!!!!!
so he say at first he only edge the tissue a bit to the candle lit but it turn out tat the whole tissue start burning.....ok i wont mind tis .....coz i m not the one tat will get burn but wat i m furious is he threw they burning tissue towards me...walao eh....c'mon lah i am ur sis eh...u wanna murder me ah.....i ask him y dunt throw towards mummy...he say dunno y cant control...sooo he juz throw towards me....haih,haih,haih........wat a lame excuse......anyway....i guess he had learnt a lesson today though......n i pray tat hai hao i m safe.....lol
tats all.......n tat is my day...........
Friday, July 20, 2007
The morons -_-||
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Mayhem At Debbie's
Vee came early and she was soooo scared of the dogs....Can't tie them up cause Ash refuse to help me. So you can blame Ash for that,Vee. I was watching tv when she came so then we watched those old videos of my 16th party and the Japan trip. Now why the hell did I sing at my party. I look totally drunk..Japan trip was kinda funny too...TO VEE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH COLD AIR, OR WHITE WIND???? AT LEAST I AM NOT THE ONE LOOKING AT PORN AT MT FUJI!! HAHAH...ok, just kidding with the porn thing.
Gracie came around 9.30pm and watch the videos with us for a while, then we all went into the computer room. Gracie wanted to do a French manicure so that leaves me and Vee to choose a song for our video. We all changed into our Pjs and put on all our accesories. Then I went out for a while and Vee did the most moronic thing ever!!! Grrr....If she did that to every guy, I probably will end up boyfriendless until she get married. But it was fun though and supremly lame. And whatever she wrote, its all crap, so don't believe a word.
And then we took lots of pictures as well.
Who came up with the pirate idea?? Yea, I am pretty sure Vee there just broke my rib. And I am suppose to be a dead man...not an Island.
ARRRRR!!!Yo ho yo ho, a pirates life will be!! Though we don't look anything like pirates.
And then, we made our videos of course. And it the lamest thing we have ever done...Vee went over the top with everything of course...Oh well, I am not gonna post the video cause it is dead embarrasing and Gracie and Vee would kill me if I did..So too bad...We made like 4 videos that night. Around 12.30am, Gracie said she was hungry cause apparently laughing can make a person hungry so I just heat up a few sticks of satay and voila!!! So it was a fun night, Ivy slept like a pig later on while me and Gracie chatted till dawn breaks...well..not really, just chatted till both of us doze off.
Gracie woke up early, when the alarm sounded. I didn't stir at all.We decided to walk to school since none of us know how to take the bus. Well, guess what, it started raining, and better, none of us thought of an umbrella....so, we ran all the way to school. I think Vee was about to say something bad when she saw the bus going pass us... It was already half way through break. Me and Vee walk around to find Barbs. Mine you, we still haven't had breakfast yet. I think everybody is wondering why me and Gracie haven't gone off yet and come to school just to kacau them..ahh well..
Then we walked to tea house for breakfast. After breakfast, we walked to sing kwon and decided to try the photo thingy. And then we tried the para para dance thing. None of us seems to know how to move. So we just jump and jump on the panel like hungry monkeys. After that we walked back to school and went back to my place again.
We made our last 2 videos and then went out for 'lim teh' since we didn't have lunch. We had triffles, tiramisu tarts, and some jelly thingy. 2nd ice-cream of the day. Who cares, we are all gonna get fat sooner or later, might as well be sooner then.
We reviewed our videos and well...it was loseristic, lamest, moronic...need I go on...videos ever. Had a great time laughing our heads off. Before they went home, I showed them all old photos. And of course, Ivy just love the pillow monster one....ayyy...oh well, it was a fun day..
Wonder when will be our next sleepover..and what will we do then..
Sleepover at Deb's place
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
A PillowGirl??
Am I right, Debbie?? haha... by the way, can't blame the little girl. She was still young and childish by that time ^^ no offense o.... being stupid on purpose can be really fun sometimes.
Sunday, July 8, 2007
What a "wonderful" or "lame" combination....up to u
lets guess what will you get if u mix white n black together....will it be grey.....nah...the right answer is baige.....wanna kno the reason???
BLACK + WHITE = BAIGE
the reason is because when u mix a white n a balck.....you wont get a grey one...but u get a baige one.....quite lame to me eh
the following are the other combination....
JEWISH + INDIAN = little HINDJEWS
HOLLAND + PHILLIPINES = little HOLLOPHINOES
CUBA + ICELAND = little ICECUBE
FRENCH + GREEK = FREAK
GERMAN + NEW DELHI (if i'm not wrong) = little GOOFY
tis one not very sure:
JAMAICAN + ITALIAN = little PASTAFERIAN
sooooo how do u all find it......=.=
Saturday, July 7, 2007
A loser no more!!!
Thursday, July 5, 2007
DREAMS... ...
A VERY VERY STRANGE DREAM.....N I CONSIDER IT A LAME DREAM LAH.....SOOOOO TIS IS HOW IT BEGIN........
I WAS DREAMING MYSELF IN THE COACH BACK TO CONCORD.....IGUESS I REALLY DO MISS CONCORD.....ANYWAY.....BACK TO SCHOOL SAW ALL THE OLD FRENZ LOR......BUT THE STRANGE THINGY IS DEBBIE,ASH N MY OTHER OLD 5S1 CLASSMATES ARE THERE TOOO.....
HERE GOT TOSAY SORRY TO GRACIE....THOUGHT TAT THE 3 CONTRIBUTOR WILL BE IN THE DREAM BUT CANT FIND U OR C YA THOUGH.....HAIH HAIH HAIH....MAYBE NOT TAT MISS U EH...IF WANNA SLAP ME,CAN SLAP ME LATER....WAIT TILL I FINISH MY DREAMS......=.=
GOT BACK ....IT WAS QUICK DARK LIAO...I GUESS TIS ALLL HAPPEN IN THE DARK...OR MAYBE THE COLLEGE GOT BLACKOUT ....WHO CARES.....INSTEAD GOING TO SLEEP IN PAUL HOUSE....WE ARE FORCED TO CARRIED OUR SLEEPING BEDS N PUT IT OUTSIDE SOMEWHERE I DUNNO ALSO......EVERYONE WAS SOOOOOOO EXCITED.....BUT I DUNNO Y????
THEN LATER...A TEACHER...BUT NOT ANY CONCORD TEACHER BUT IS ONE OF MY YOUTH CONVENTION TEACHER LEADS US TO SOMEWHERE UP ....BUT WHERE I CANT REALLY REMEMBER.....I JUZ KNO TAT WHEN I LOOK DOWN FROM THE BOTTOM I SAW A THOUSAND STEPS OF LADDER IN FRONT OF ME....WTH...I M NOT GOING TO CLIMB THOSE STEPS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NITE.....
BUT SAW ALL THE PEOPLE CLIMBING SOO FOLLOW LOR.......WANNA CRY T_T.....FOUND IT SOOOO STRANGE SOOO ASK DEBBIE WHERE WE ARE GOING.....SHE SAY GO CAMPING.......THE 1ST REACTION I DID IS SLAPPING MYSELF ON THE HEAD(I DUNNO I DO TAT TO MYSELF OUTSIDE THE DREAM OR NOT,COZ THIS MORNING WAKE UP GOT A BIT HEADACHE)X_________________________X
THE I WAS LIKE LOOKING AT DEBBIE ...HOPING TAT SHE CAN DO SOMETHING COZ I REALLY DUN WANNA GO TAT STUPID...IDIOT CAMP THINGY...EVENTHOUGH I DUNT REALLY KNO WAT TO DO....BUT SUDDENLY DEBBIE CHANGE INTO LIKE SOME EVIL GURL...TRY PUSHING ME DOWN THE LADDER.....HMMMMM IF U DARE DO TAT TO ME IN REAL LIFE I REALLY GONNA PUNCH U IN THE FACE......'NI SI DING LE LAH'......
THEN SUDDENLY I HEARD SOMEONE CALLING ME FROM THE BOTTOM.....C DOWN MY MUM THERE.....N THEN THE NEXT THING I KNO IS....MUM:ABI,WAKE UP LOH(IN FOOCHOW)....
HMMMMMM SOOOOO STANGE BUT I KNO A BIT LAME LAH...I GUESS IT JUZ A COMBINATION OF FRENZ N THING I WORRIED.......
HEHEHHEEHEEEEE...GTG......BUT SOMETIME HAVING LAME OR STRANGE DREAM ALSO NOT BAD....
SWEET DREAMS THEN.................... ...............................
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
An afternoon to cinema
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Swimming or playing with water?
Vee was bored and kept smsing me telling me she is bored...So I came up with the idea of going swimming again. I called up Gracie so we all agreed to go at 5pm and finish at 6.30pm. But Ivy wanted to go back earlier to watch TV...*a crow just flew by*...Anyway, Gracie came and pick me up. We were kinda late and Vee had to wait inside. And you know what, she wore my birthday gift to her...hmmmpppp..
TO VEE: I BOUGHT THAT SHIRT WITH MY MONEY AND YOU TELL ME IT IS LOUSY!!!! #%@$&@$****#$#%@%@***%%#%#@****
Ok, I am done with that. Me and Gracie headed to the kiddy pool and Vee was like WTH. Well, both of us don't know how to swim anyway. We went to the adult pool later. We dared Vee to swim across the whole strech of pool and she did. As she was swimming, we went off to enjoy ourself in the kiddy pool again. If anything did happened then, well, sorry and bye bye Vee.
After swimming, Vee was hungry and more or less demanded me to buy her something to eat....ah well, me being the 'nice' one forked out RM1 to fill up Vee's stomach....
TO VEE AGAIN: GLAD TO HAVE A FRIEND LIKE ME HUH!!!!!!
Well, wanna go swimming with us?
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Welcome one and all
Welcome to Loserville, population 1, YOU!!!
This blog is under the rule of the fourheadedfreak..having four heads, one body and nothing better to do but blog about the lame things happening around. Hope you will enjoy reading about our moronic adventures on this little place called Earth...and if you don't, well, whatever, we don't care..and if you are easily offended, please don't read, or you will recieve *** from us...
That's all!!